It's nearly the end of the month.....tomorrow is the 29th a rare occurrence in the grand scheme of things....it only happens once every four years or so.....so does anyone think I can give up fat food and eat healthily from the 1st of march?
Well am gonna give it a shot, but in the mean time I have 6 cornettos and 3 muffins to get through before the end of tomorrow! best get crackin hadn't i?
Ciao!
(Nearly by the time this is posted at near 00:20am)...after the earthquake am still on friggin edge, every sudden movement I am fucking shitting myself! It's crap man, that thing has well put the shits up me....think I need some drink, valium, diazapam, tamazapam, prozac and a bit coffee just to calm me down.....anyone know a drug dealer?
Ciao!
OMG! We just had an earthquake! Shit man how scary, I was playing on the Wii and the telly just started moving, I thought it was either someone breaking in or the boogie man coming to get me or worse yet the house subsiding!
Right now time to clean up the mess I made....
Ciao!
Work will I get done today I wonder?
Considering I am meeting up with someone for what is supposed to be "lunch" I have this odd feeling I will be delayed somewhat today. However now is the time for positivity :D (ok maybe ave had too much sugar this morning lol).
Still could be worse, beautiful new niece who is getting fatter by the minute and loadsa uni coursework to do, what could be better?
Ciao!
Finally after weeks of asking I have the bastard poster mwahahahaha!
Oh YEAH BABY!
Ciao!
Yes those fuckers who you can't stand, ones who have galloping knob rot cos they are such pricks. Some people who you work with, getting so fuckin petty over things.....grrr nobbers!
Then theres those who you just generally think are pathetic....
Ciao!
Grr ave just had two cans of carling and I thought it would have knocked me out by now but noooo...... wonder how long I will last now then....although by the time this is imported into facebook it will look like I started drinking sometime early morning!
For the record it's now 00.30am yet am still sober and not fucking tired arrrgh!
Thought for the day:
Shit a brick and you won't shit right for a week!
Ciao!
Holly says it's shit and boring, I thought it were rather good. Although I failed to see where the compelling oscar performance was.
The yanks just love a brit in a lead role don't they?
Ciao!
Went into uni today for a lecture I aint been to in a while, was there anyone in the room nooooo, means I have to do more damage limitation!
Fuck why can't things ever be simple!
Thought for the day:
Life is like a dick, you just need to learn to ride it well.....
Ciao!
Hunger is biting me in the arse rather hard!
Holly where the hell are you!
Ciao!
Yarp Yarp Yarp!
Been on this train for around and hour and a half now and I aint seen one good piece of architecture throughout this whole ride. As I write this I have just past the ming fest that is elland road......yeah the ground that Leeds United no longer owns hahahahaha!
Now I would which of the two is worse Leeds or Manchester?
Anyone care to offer an opinion?
Ciao!
Well I hope so!
Held her again yesterday and she opened her eyes! How cute!
She is one bonnie baby, my lil beautiful niece, who needs kids when you can rely on the sibling to produce bundles of joy and excitement like Chloe.
Best weekend ave had in a loooong time!
Ciao!
Just spent the best part of 5 hrs with my new niece, and how beautiful she is. Bloody gorgeous just like her mother, was sooo surreal holding a baby so small thinking that a matter of 24 hrs ago it was still in the womb.
Chloe Leigh is the name, and she'll be a stunner I am sure of it, just like her brother and sister. Mother is doing well, though in a wee bit pain either way I am proud of both the mother and father for producing this family's first bundle of joy in over 10 years.
Ciao!
It's official I am an uncle!
Off home today, and will head straight to the maternity unit to see my beautiful new lil niece!
Will report back with photos!
Ciao!
I got reason to feel a bit more optimistic....
Went to see my tutor today, all seemed ok, he was pleasant and helpful as always. Now ave been action planned I need to start doing some work....... Though not that I am excusing this will have to wait till after the weekend. Moreover I am praying this time tomorrow My niece will have been born, for some sad reason I am getting more excited that my brother right now.
Still it aint bad, one thing I will know is when I first hold this child, it will confirm truly whether or not I want kids. Like marriage it's something I thought and almost vowed I would never consider but am warming to it to say the least.......meh get me being all digressive!
Thought for the day:
If in doubt, get the shit out!
Ciao!
Friday morning I should officially be an uncle pending any mishaps which will probably happen.
More over I have a visit with my university tutor before then to sort some underlying issues out, this is make or break time for myself I have to admit.....shit happens so they say.
Conversely I shall be working a sexeh day shift on thursday meaning I can piss off home potentially on the evening!
Ciao!
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How comes in all the years of my existence I aint ever had one?
Is it one of those commerical traditions thought up by the yanks and then made a holiday?
For those that have someone on this most sickly of days, think of those who don't and weep cos it's us bastards who won't be crying when it all goes wrong hahahaha!
So anyone wanna be my valentine?
Thought not!
Ciao
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Well it appears the brothers girlfriend is to be induced this Thursday.....happy days!
This time Thursday evening I will be an uncle woohoo!
Ciao!
Every time theres a queer?
Seen plenty of em today.......not the gay kind but the queer folk ya know odd kooky wacky ones.....the ones that are so chipper they make santa look miserable.
More over got a phone call from the bro today, of course as always I had to ring him back no further action on baby front. Apparently the girlfriend is due to be scanned and then it will be decided if she is to be C-Sectioned. Still after working today, my excitement over a new born on the way is starting to wane....my hate of kids is now starting to creep up again.....
Going forward, we'll see where we're at tomorrow and see if the brother lives up to his word to keep me informed.....
Ciao!
Hmmm......Just had a phone call from the mother advising my Brother's girlfriend has been taken into hospital. They suspect she maybe in labour with the baby, although all is not confirmed. Worst of all, my arse tit of a sibling is still at fucking home while his partner is in the hospital with family fussing.......
I'll bollock the bastard when I see....
More to follow...soon.....
I'll go see my GP......three times this week I have had some random on the street in Manchester offer me some charlie, dope and pills.....do I have this face that looks like he is off he head all the time?
OK don't answer that question I was merely being rhetorical.
