I sit here now alone.....

Why?

The wife has left me, yes tis I the mouthy mackem all alone in number 21 ladybarn!

The wife a.k.a Holly has gone, she has graduated and went off to pastures new. I have lived with her for the last 3 years of my life, and what a wonderful time it's been. She will hold a special place in my heart for reasons even I mouth almighty can't explain!

So my dear lady thank you for the present you left as it got to me in only a way you could (a few tears admittedly!).  I have had a wonderful time with you, you have effectively been the love of my life (platonically of course!).  But I shall miss you lots and lots like jelly tots (as you would say!).  I wish you luck for the future and shall look forward to seeing you near your graduation

but......

Congratulations Holly!

YOU DID IT!!!!!!

 

Ciao! x

Alphabeat – Go Go

Mint tune…..hopefully next single!

 

 

It reminds me of a song, for which I can’t exactly remember, still very summery no?

The Walk Of Shame......

We have all done it!

However some folks' definition can differ however the general understanding is:

The walk from another person(s) house, apartment, condo, dorm, van, bar, park bench or other; to your place of residence wearing the same clothes you had on the night before.
Typically used when someone leaves the home of a sexual escapade (quite possibly with someone you met the night before) in the morning; hair sticking out in all directions, lines on your face, and missing at least one article of clothing.
In the event that your “Walk of Shame” did include sex, you may be wearing your partner’s clothes. If you did not have sex you probably did get into a fight, damaged property, was escorted off someone’s premises, or in someway embarrassed yourself. In any case you will need to check yourself for injuries.

I think that covers an extensive approach, however a walk of shame shouldn't just be a one night it can be regular nights of dirty things, so people are you guilty of "The Walk Of Shame" in the last month?

Ciao! x