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It seems I might be going home for a wee while……of all things to possibly maybe just possibly to teach at an old haunting ground……we’ll see…

 

Ciao! x

1. Where is your cell phone? In my hand 2. Your significant other? Fuck no 3. Your hair? Short and gay 4. Your mother? Ginger 5. Your father? Knobhead 6. Your favorite food? Chicken 7. Your dream last night? Millionaire 8. Your favorite drink? Corona 9. Your dream/goal? Education 10. What room you are in? Living room 11. Your hobby? Reading 12. Your fear? Dead fish 13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Somewhere not here 14. Where were you last night? Home 15. Something that you aren't? Not clever 16. Muffins? Choc chip 17. Wish list item? LCD telly 18. Where you grew up? In the shit 19. Last thing you did? Write this fuckin this out 20. What are you wearing? Shortly....nothing 21. Your TV? Stupid 22. Your pets? Dead 23. Friends? Odd 24. Your life? Odd 25. Your mood? Hot 26. Missing someone? Yes 27. Car? Bus 28. Something you're not wearing? A coat 29. Your favorite store? New Look 30. Your favorite color? Green/brown 33. When is the last time you laughed? 30 mins ago 34. Last time you cried? Sober 7 months ago, drunk friday 35. Who will resend this? No one 36. One place that I go to over and over? Uni/work 37. One person who emails me regularly? Phil 38. Favorite place to eat? Pizza express Ciao! Xx

25 Things about John

01. I used to work in a gay club…*less of the sniggering at the back!*

02. I want to be a teacher.

03. I am down wid da blacks!

04. I have close friend in London whom I have only met physically 4 times.

05. For some reason I get on very well with lesbians.

06. I aint the stereotypical *insert word here*.

07. There are many women I love but the wench I really do is cheating on me with someone. *Vince you twat!*

08. As I am discovering throughout life it seems every bloke has a man crush of sorts…it usually involves a footballer or someone equally as famous.

09. We all have guilty pleasures……mine is Kylie…..

10. I hate oxtail soup.

11. I have an understanding with Hitler.

12. I still pull women.

13. Right now I live in a flat with a Jacuzzi.

14. Aged 16 the first time I ever got drunk I got naked and danced to Rock DJ.

15. As evidenced on facebook I don’t have much to hide either.

16. Being me is amazing…unlike some I don’t think am cool I just think “my world” is so much better than reality.

17. I love the Asterix books.

18. Wikipedia is my bible.

19. Until recently I didn’t know gingers could actually be attractive.

20. I was once a Headmaster in an Xmas panto.

21. For the last three years I have lived with women.

22. I’m an uncle.

23. I share my birthday with Natalie Imbruglia.

24. I hate clothes shopping with other people.

25. I’m a bit of a twat to those people I have been on a date with.

 

If I tagged you…..you need to do your own version of this! 25 Random facts about you and then tag another 25 people yourself. It means I want to know more about you!

 

Ciao! xx